1 part elder flower
1 part lemon thyme
1 part rose hips
1 part yarrow
1 part lemon grass
Helps to understand and communicate with Nature spirits.
1 part elder flower
1 part lemon thyme
1 part rose hips
1 part yarrow
1 part lemon grass
Helps to understand and communicate with Nature spirits.
making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh god
Forever considering giving away/deleting/selling my blog and deleting all of my social networks. Not because people effect my feelings by what they say, purely for the fact that 99% of people on the Internet do my fucking head in and are just idiots. Facebook is the worst for this.
took the words right out of my brain
Marry me. Let’s spend our nights eating cereal on the floor when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.
Marry me. We can go to the movie theatre and sit in the very back row just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.
Marry me. We’ll paint the rooms of our house and get more paint on us than on the walls.
Marry me. We can hold hands and go to parties that we end up ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub together.
Marry me. Slow dance with me in our bedroom with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
GOD
SHUT UP
UR SO STUPID
Them: you sleepy?
Me: nahh I’m good
Them: alright,, wyd
Me: *falls asleep*
That’s accurate
I fall asleep before I can even reply once to the person
before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest
